Some useful ideas for Kurds, Tibetans, Catalonians and others
Seeking independence? Or perhaps a homeland for your people? Ever wondered how to get your own state, while putting in the minimal amount of effort and self-sacrifice? Read on for some useful tips, ideas and strategies…
Reject the offer of a state
Yes, you read it right! Despite being totally illogical, one of the best ways to get your own state is to reject the offer of a state. What’s more, if you do it repeatedly, your chances of getting your own state are far, far greater. Useful tip – try to keep your rejectionist behavior spread out over a number of decades so that the world turns a blind eye and no-one asks awkward questions as to why you are frequently distance yourself from that which you apparently seek. If anyone does ask these awkward questions, then respond with an answer that is either vague, illogical or focus on a totally different issue. If the questioner pursues this line of questioning, then blame the enemy. Works like magic to bring about the end of such questions!
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