Now the way that I heard this was god came down to earth because the riders for Jesus was short of club members. So he asked a Hells Angel from Okland what would it take for you to change your club affiliation.
build me a bridge to Hawaii, and I'm yours God, it would be a bitchen ride !!!
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment,
why she cries,
what she means when she says nothing's wrong,
and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?"